today has been a great day for comedy shopping. not only did i discover the ultimate in infidel-crushing timepieces but also - while doing a quick nip round asda - i came across this magnificent product, which apparently sells like hotcakes to lonely widows and heavily moustacheod gentlemen in suspiciously tight leather trousers. i’ve heard there’s a kosher version as well, but apparently there’s not nearly as much meat in it.
two posts in one day - and both of hitherto undreamt of literary *and* visual excellence. truly i am a god amongst bloggers!
i’ve been trying for the past couple of days to come up with a reasoned and considered response to the fact that the greater manchester electorate have 