it’s been a while since i spewed out some bilge for my eagerly waiting public and my eager wrists are grown puny and weak and unaccustomed to writing long articles. so instead, you must content yourselves with this fiendishly tricky ’spot the difference’ puzzle. see if you can spot one major difference between [...]

you know them big cylinders of meat you see in your local kebab shop - sweating profusely as they slowly turn on their spit? i bet like me, you thought they were elephant’s legs.  we’ll, it turns out we were mistaken.  as this package label i found in my local asda reveals, the kebab is [...]

today’s award for the “most unfortunate combination of function logo and acronym goes to the “thailand open-source software festival“ - or ‘TOSSFEST’ as it is more casually known.  just look at that open source goodness, spurting forth from the mighty jap’s eye of software innovation!