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the noble art of defacement [no.01]
18 July 2006

the first in an occasional series, whereby we take a piss-poor advert for some nondescript product, which for no apparent reason features some vacant bimbo looking like she’s in the middle of a multiple orgasm -  and draw a big hairy cock on it, in best prepubescent schoolboy fashion! is it wit? – is it [...]

you get under my skin…
14 July 2006

i do find it irritating! i thought i was well used to cunt-stick advertising executives shamelessly ripping off every classic scene in every classic movie ever made and i thought i’d steeled myself against  the never-ending cheapening of classic rock’n’roll songs by their unwelcome association with some tawdry consumer product or other [cf. "groovy bank"], [...]

what’s my bloody problem?
04 July 2005

am i the only one becoming teeth-grindingly irritated by the constant [and meaningless] overuse of the word “solution” in regard to all things corporate and industrial nowadays? this ‘disease’ is doubtless common throughout the business world,  but i especially notice its sweaty-palmed prevalence in the area i work; computers and the internet. software companies no [...]