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	<description>the increasingly incontinent ramblings of a drunken has-been irish punk</description>
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		<title>blinkered</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/05/17/blinkered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[y&#8217;know what? &#8211; three times in the past week or two i&#8217;ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they&#8217;ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i&#8217;ve been driving alongside them. on each occasion i&#8217;ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>god-blimey!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/01/03/196/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m glad that, in a moment of boredom i decided to nip down &#8216;the bay&#8217; today for a look round &#8211; otherwise i&#8217;d have missed finding the answer to the burning question &#8220;what do you get the nominally religious asian scally with no taste, who has everything?&#8221; why the &#8216;fully iced out 5 time zone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the louder you shout, the less i hear!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/01/04/the-louder-you-shout-the-less-i-hear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the other night, when i was watching some drivel on the box, the ads came on and a minor irritation  occured when i automatically reached down for the remote control to hit the &#8220;mute&#8221; button and found it wasnae where i usually leave it. it occurred to me that for months now i&#8217;ve been instinctively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the noble art of defacement [no.01]</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/07/18/the-noble-art-of-defacement-no01/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the first in an occasional series, whereby we take a piss-poor advert for some nondescript product, which for no apparent reason features some vacant bimbo looking like she&#8217;s in the middle of a multiple orgasm -  and draw a big hairy cock on it, in best prepubescent schoolboy fashion! is it wit? &#8211; is it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>you get under my skin&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/07/14/you-get-under-my-skin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 16:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i do find it irritating! i thought i was well used to cunt-stick advertising executives shamelessly ripping off every classic scene in every classic movie ever made and i thought i&#8217;d steeled myself against  the never-ending cheapening of classic rock&#8217;n'roll songs by their unwelcome association with some tawdry consumer product or other [cf. "groovy bank"], [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what&#8217;s my bloody problem?</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/07/04/whats-my-bloody-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2005 13:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[am i the only one becoming teeth-grindingly irritated by the constant [and meaningless] overuse of the word &#8220;solution&#8221; in regard to all things corporate and industrial nowadays? this &#8216;disease&#8217; is doubtless common throughout the business world,&#160; but i especially notice its sweaty-palmed prevalence in the area i work; computers and the internet. software companies no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i hate clipart people!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/06/03/i-hate-clipart-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this morning i had to go online to pay another&#160; wodge of my hard-earned cash to powergen to cover my electricity bill.&#160; on the online payments page i was greeted with this inanely grinning tart.&#160; what the fuck is going on here? why&#160; do these huge companies; energy suppliers, banks, local government -&#160; insist on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[singing] &#8220;i am plagiarising &#8211; i am plagiarising&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/11/15/singing-i-am-plagiarising-i-am-plagiarising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a friendly pat on the back [with a sledgehammer] to the dickie beasley at fuckwitte, pilloque and spratt who came up with the stunningly original advert currently airing for the halifax building society! the way that office block, weighs anchor and glides off down the street like a frigate, complete with fluttering tarpaulins for sails [...]]]></description>
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		<title>look out! it&#8217;s middle-class multi-ethnic model gang!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/11/10/middle-class-multi-ethnic-model-gang-invasion/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/11/10/middle-class-multi-ethnic-model-gang-invasion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the world of advertising, infested as it is with novelty tie and glasses wearing cocklappers of the first order who think the world thousand is pronounced &#8220;kay&#8221;, has always been a particular bugbear of mine. so it gives me great pleasure to throw a bucket of cold sick in the face of whichever dickie beasley* [...]]]></description>
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		<title>let&#8217;s hear it for groovy bank!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/05/11/lets-hear-it-for-groovy-bank/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/05/11/lets-hear-it-for-groovy-bank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 06:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[anyone else seen the latest advert for HSBC airing in the UK [and who knows? - maybe worldwide]? it&#8217;s the latest in a series of adverts in their current campaign, designed to to convince us that HSBC [or 'groovy bank' as i now call it] really know their onions when it comes to conducting business [...]]]></description>
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