y’know what? – three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them. on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the [...]

i’m glad that, in a moment of boredom i decided to nip down ‘the bay’ today for a look round – otherwise i’d have missed finding the answer to the burning question “what do you get the nominally religious asian scally with no taste, who has everything?” why the ‘fully iced out 5 time zone [...]

the other night, when i was watching some drivel on the box, the ads came on and a minor irritation  occured when i automatically reached down for the remote control to hit the “mute” button and found it wasnae where i usually leave it. it occurred to me that for months now i’ve been instinctively [...]