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nothing much happened today
10 November 2006

noticing the large gap between my previous post and the one before that, i suddenly remembered the diaries i used to regularly receive from santa as a kid.  they were as much a fixture of the christmas present list as those other stalwarts, the dandy annual and the cadburys selection pack shaped like a [...]

never play star trek wi’ yer mammy!
10 January 2006

one day, many many moons ago when we were wee, me and my brother roy were playing an exciting game of star trek. unconsciously echoing the nano-budgets of the TV programme itself, the drama was being played out through the medium of handwritten coded notes which - passed back and forward under the [...]

best poem ever [geddit?!]
04 December 2005

further to yesterday’s post about george best’s funeral and noting callum best’s emotional reading of the newtownabbey advertiser standard poem sent in to him by a member of the public, i am minded to pay my own tribute in verse form.  from the distant cobweb bedecked corners of my brain, comes the memory of a [...]