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sex therapists TV show sketch
16 October 2007

THE SEX THERAPISTS TV SHOW interior.  a TV studio.  our viewpoint should be as if we are watching the show on television.  a middle-aged couple stand behind a desk or podium.  behind them on the wall [or emblazoned across the front of the desk/podium] is the show’s title; “THE LOVE DOCTORS” the couple are stereotypically [...]

top of the bilges – 2007
02 January 2007

G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK! G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK!* hi pop pickers and welcome to “top of the bilges 2007″! following a fine tradition, established as far back as january 2006, it’s about this time of year that i fire up itunes and use its ability to keep track of how many [...]

let’s paint the town… er…
04 August 2006

phew! – had to be careful i didnae infringe any copyrights there! like most households in the UK i wasnae surprised to receive this leaflet earlier in the week, wherein royal mail dress up their latest price increases as some kind of “modernisation” of the mail handling system. what i did find somewhat more startling [...]