BUTCHER’S SHOP SKETCH
interior.  a butcher’s shop.  the butcher is standing behind the counter, smiling inanely, as a customer enters the shop and approaches him.  in fact, throughout the scene both butcher and customer should maintain an almost manically cheerful and enthusiastic disposition.
CUSTOMER
good morning madam.  i would like to purchase a fitted kitchen, please.
BUTCHER
an attitude [...]

THE WIMBLEDON COMMENTATOR
the commentator is of the ‘old school’  - an old fuddy-duddy type with a public school accent.  think “dan maskell”.
COMMENTATOR:
and so as jock mc tavish prepares to serve in this deciding game, the hopes of british tennis rest squarely on his young shoulders…  he bounces the ball… once… twice… he serves…
[pause “thwack” noise [...]

THE SEX THERAPISTS TV SHOW
interior.  a TV studio.  our viewpoint should be as if we are watching the show on television.  a middle-aged couple stand behind a desk or podium.  behind them on the wall [or emblazoned across the front of the desk/podium] is the show’s title; “THE LOVE DOCTORS”
the couple are stereotypically american;  fake [...]