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	<description>the increasingly incontinent ramblings of a drunken has-been irish punk</description>
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		<title>fugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yes, i know it looks like a bag of shite at the moment, but i just upgraded to WP3 and it broke my bilge-theme. o well, at least i&#8217;ve made the first tentative step towards reviving this moribund heap of anger, bile and drivel. watch this space! [but not with too great a sense of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>cheesey goodness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[today has been a great day for comedy shopping. not only did i discover the ultimate in infidel-crushing timepieces but also &#8211; while doing a quick nip round asda &#8211; i came across this magnificent product, which apparently sells like hotcakes to lonely widows and heavily moustacheod gentlemen in suspiciously tight leather trousers. i&#8217;ve heard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>people ten &#8211; thieves nil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve been trying for the past couple of days to come up with a reasoned and considered response to the fact that the greater manchester electorate have voted 79% to 21% against the idea of allowing our thieving local councils to steal any more of our money for &#8216;stuff we&#8217;ve already paid them for&#8217; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>mastermind sketch</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/10/16/mastermind-sketch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MASTERMIND SKETCH interior. the familiar black chair, spotlit from above.  a sweet-looking [if slightly bewildered] old biddy is sitting in the chair clutching her handbag defensively in front of her chest and smiling innocently at the quizmaster.  the mastermind theme tune could be fading out in the background. QUIZMASTER your name please BIDDY edith bramble [...]]]></description>
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		<title>butcher&#8217;s shop sketch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUTCHER’S SHOP SKETCH interior.  a butcher’s shop.  the butcher is standing behind the counter, smiling inanely, as a customer enters the shop and approaches him.  in fact, throughout the scene both butcher and customer should maintain an almost manically cheerful and enthusiastic disposition. CUSTOMER good morning madam.  i would like to purchase a fitted kitchen, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>tennis commentator sketch</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/10/16/tennis-commentator-sketch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE WIMBLEDON COMMENTATOR the commentator is of the ‘old school’  &#8211; an old fuddy-duddy type with a public school accent.  think “dan maskell”. COMMENTATOR: and so as jock mc tavish prepares to serve in this deciding game, the hopes of british tennis rest squarely on his young shoulders&#8230;  he bounces the ball&#8230; once&#8230; twice&#8230; he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sex therapists TV show sketch</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/10/16/sex-therapists-tv-show-sketch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE SEX THERAPISTS TV SHOW interior.  a TV studio.  our viewpoint should be as if we are watching the show on television.  a middle-aged couple stand behind a desk or podium.  behind them on the wall [or emblazoned across the front of the desk/podium] is the show’s title; “THE LOVE DOCTORS” the couple are stereotypically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>top of the bilges &#8211; 2007</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/01/02/top-of-the-bilges-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK! G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK!* hi pop pickers and welcome to &#8220;top of the bilges 2007&#8243;! following a fine tradition, established as far back as january 2006, it&#8217;s about this time of year that i fire up itunes and use its ability to keep track of how many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>let&#8217;s paint the town&#8230; er&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/08/04/lets-paint-the-town-er/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/08/04/lets-paint-the-town-er/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[phew! &#8211; had to be careful i didnae infringe any copyrights there! like most households in the UK i wasnae surprised to receive this leaflet earlier in the week, wherein royal mail dress up their latest price increases as some kind of &#8220;modernisation&#8221; of the mail handling system. what i did find somewhat more startling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>o cruel morpheus!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/05/05/o-cruel-morpheus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 11:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well, i must say it came as a bit of a shock to get a sudden phonecall, out of the blue from howie &#8211; the guitarist in my former band nobody&#8217;s heroes last night. but i took it all in my stride, like you do in these circumstances. though i had difficulty hearing exactly what [...]]]></description>
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