woohoo! – well, after all these years of being down on my luck it seems like things have finally taken a change for the better. last week i received an email notification that i’d won forty million odd euros on the “dutch national lottery” [in spite of not even having bought a ticket!].  then earlier [...]

you’ve gotta laugh, haven’t you? as anyone with a blog will know, one of the more amusing things you have to deal with are the constant attempts [by means of fake comments] of fuckwitted spammers to pollute your artistic genius with their semi-literate hawking of various tawdry “organ-enhancement” lotions and potions, or online card games. [...]

OK. so i braced myself and bravely plunged once more into the fuckwitt jungle that is BT support, to try and find out whether or not cancelling my phoneline and then getting a new number would remove the super-glued on broadband tags left there by fuckwitt coop er… i mean phone coop.  [previous story] after [...]