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blue peter?
30 August 2007

amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam i’ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there’s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some  variation on the theme “my boyfriends’ <insert slang name for willy> is so big… yadda… yadda…”.
i don’t actually know what the rest of the [...]

revenge of the clipart people!
10 November 2006

jeesuz h. motherfuck! - i’ve railed long and hard in the past about the mindfuckingly irritating habit  megacorporations have of sticking some vacant clipart bimbo  on their marketing material [usually bundled in an envelope with a letter telling you they're going to sue the pants off you for the handful of sheckels you owe them], [...]

welcome to my world!
28 August 2006

it was interesting to read a couple of recent stories; one about two men being escorted from an aeroplane after other passengers overheard them speaking in arabic and another similar story about a family queueing for a ride on the london eye being taken aside and put through extra security checks, again for being overheard [...]