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welcome to my world!
28 August 2006

it was interesting to read a couple of recent stories; one about two men being escorted from an aeroplane after other passengers overheard them speaking in arabic and another similar story about a family queueing for a ride on the london eye being taken aside and put through extra security checks, again for being overheard [...]

i’m in the money! i’m in the money! [three times over]
20 May 2006

woohoo! - well, after all these years of being down on my luck it seems like things have finally taken a change for the better.

last week i received an email notification that i’d won forty million odd euros on the “dutch national lottery” [in spite of not even having bought a ticket!].  then earlier [...]

you’ve gotta laugh, haven’t you?
27 April 2006

you’ve gotta laugh, haven’t you?
as anyone with a blog will know, one of the more amusing things you have to deal with are the constant attempts [by means of fake comments] of fuckwitted spammers to pollute your artistic genius with their semi-literate hawking of various tawdry “organ-enhancement” lotions and potions, or online card games.
in the [...]