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	<description>the increasingly incontinent ramblings of a drunken has-been irish punk</description>
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		<title>blinkered</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/05/17/blinkered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[y&#8217;know what? &#8211; three times in the past week or two i&#8217;ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they&#8217;ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i&#8217;ve been driving alongside them. on each occasion i&#8217;ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>spot the difference</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/04/06/spot-the-difference/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s been a while since i spewed out some bilge for my eagerly waiting public and my eager wrists are grown puny and weak and unaccustomed to writing long articles. so instead, you must content yourselves with this fiendishly tricky &#8216;spot the difference&#8217; puzzle. see if you can spot one major difference between these two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>dedicated fuckwitts of fashion</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/10/22/dedicated-fuckwitts-of-fashion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my contempt for that large percentage of the female population who would go out wearing a sack of dogshit tied round their waist if some skull-faced bitch in cosmopolitan told them to &#8211; and would then ponce round looking down their snotty noses at anyone &#8216;uncool&#8217; enough not to be similarly attired &#8211; knows almost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>blue peter?</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/08/30/blue-peter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam i&#8217;ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there&#8217;s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some  variation on the theme &#8220;my boyfriends&#8217; &#60;insert slang name for willy&#62; is so big&#8230; yadda&#8230; yadda&#8230;&#8221;. i don&#8217;t actually know what the rest of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>revenge of the clipart people!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/11/10/revenge-of-the-clipart-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[jeesuz h. motherfuck! &#8211; i&#8217;ve railed long and hard in the past about the mindfuckingly irritating habit  megacorporations have of sticking some vacant clipart bimbo  on their marketing material [usually bundled in an envelope with a letter telling you they're going to sue the pants off you for the handful of sheckels you owe them], [...]]]></description>
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		<title>welcome to my world!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/08/28/welcome-to-my-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it was interesting to read a couple of recent stories; one about two men being escorted from an aeroplane after other passengers overheard them speaking in arabic and another similar story about a family queueing for a ride on the london eye being taken aside and put through extra security checks, again for being overheard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i&#8217;m in the money! i&#8217;m in the money! [three times over]</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/05/20/im-in-the-money-im-in-the-money-three-times-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2006 11:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[woohoo! &#8211; well, after all these years of being down on my luck it seems like things have finally taken a change for the better. last week i received an email notification that i&#8217;d won forty million odd euros on the &#8220;dutch national lottery&#8221; [in spite of not even having bought a ticket!].  then earlier [...]]]></description>
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		<title>you&#8217;ve gotta laugh, haven&#8217;t you?</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/04/27/youve-gotta-laugh-havent-you/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/04/27/youve-gotta-laugh-havent-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[you&#8217;ve gotta laugh, haven&#8217;t you? as anyone with a blog will know, one of the more amusing things you have to deal with are the constant attempts [by means of fake comments] of fuckwitted spammers to pollute your artistic genius with their semi-literate hawking of various tawdry &#8220;organ-enhancement&#8221; lotions and potions, or online card games. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>fuckwitt status deferred?</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/12/30/fuckwitt-status-deferred/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/12/30/fuckwitt-status-deferred/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 16:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK. so i braced myself and bravely plunged once more into the fuckwitt jungle that is BT support, to try and find out whether or not cancelling my phoneline and then getting a new number would remove the super-glued on broadband tags left there by fuckwitt coop er&#8230; i mean phone coop.&#160; [previous story] after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>simply having a wonderful christmas time!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/12/24/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmas-time/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/12/24/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmas-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[to certain persons at city college manchester who, for the sake of keeping my job, must sadly remain nameless &#8211; a heartfelt christmas greeting: as i sit here with [literally!] &#163;1,32 to my name in the bank,&#160; debating whether to settle for a single brussels sprout for christmas dinner, or attempt to catch one of [...]]]></description>
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