y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.
on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full [...]

it’s been a while since i spewed out some bilge for my eagerly waiting public and my eager wrists are grown puny and weak and unaccustomed to writing long articles. so instead, you must content yourselves with this fiendishly tricky ’spot the difference’ puzzle. see if you can spot one major difference between [...]

my contempt for that large percentage of the female population who would go out wearing a sack of dogshit tied round their waist if some skull-faced bitch in cosmopolitan told them to - and would then ponce round looking down their snotty noses at anyone ‘uncool’ enough not to be similarly attired - knows almost [...]