my contempt for that large percentage of the female population who would go out wearing a sack of dogshit tied round their waist if some skull-faced bitch in cosmopolitan told them to - and would then ponce round looking down their snotty noses at anyone ‘uncool’ enough not to be similarly attired - knows almost [...]

amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam i’ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there’s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some  variation on the theme “my boyfriends’ <insert slang name for willy> is so big… yadda… yadda…”.
i don’t actually know what the rest of the [...]

jeesuz h. motherfuck! - i’ve railed long and hard in the past about the mindfuckingly irritating habit  megacorporations have of sticking some vacant clipart bimbo  on their marketing material [usually bundled in an envelope with a letter telling you they're going to sue the pants off you for the handful of sheckels you owe them], [...]