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goody news is no news
20 January 2007

anger and outrage swept the globe this week and left the united kingdom and india teetering on the brink of total nuclear armageddon, when it was learned that one moronic zzzelebrity who would “eat their own shit with a knife and fork if they thought it would get them on television” had kind of… sort [...]

playing with the wrapping paper
19 December 2006

the past few years have seen a veritable  explosion in televisual technology;  the clunky VHS tape has given way to DVD and the old cathode ray tube is on its way out, making way for wardrobe sized flat panel displays and HDTV. and yet, with all these great leaps forward in the delivery and storage [...]

play it loud, mutha-flippa!
24 April 2006

oh dear!  how sad! on sunday avvy, while idly flicking through the telly channels in the vague hope of finding something remotely watchable, i happened upon the promising sounding “kerrang top 100 greatest rock videos of all time”.  the phrase “all-time” in this  case, as with all these type of programmes, seemingly encompassing the music [...]