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	<description>the increasingly incontinent ramblings of a drunken has-been irish punk</description>
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		<title>from our dead horse flogging department&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/04/14/from-our-dead-horse-flogging-department/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my complete, considered, unabridged and in-depth review of dave channel&#8217;s one-off red dwarf special &#8211; &#8216;the return to earth&#8217;, shown last night on the aforementioned channel: &#160; &#160; &#8220;&#8230;.oh dear!&#8230;&#8221; &#160; &#160; has anyone else managed to stop cringeing yet?]]></description>
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		<title>politically incorrect</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2009/02/07/politically-incorrect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[in a week where shameless television presenters have once again been outraging the great british public with their offensive comments, i think it&#8217;s time that we all just took a deep breath, relaxed and got our sense of perspective back with some good old fashioned family entertainment. with this in mind i have designed a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>they&#8217;ve made you a moron</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2008/10/06/theyve-made-you-a-moron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[former &#8216;coolest man on the planet&#8217; john lydon&#8217;s descent into &#8216;z-lebrity&#8217; twattishness sinks to new depths, as he &#8216;stars&#8217; in this cringe-making advert for country life butter, currently airing on british television. perhaps it wouldnae be quite so excruciatingly embarrassing if the increasingly hypocritical cunt didnae keep turning up every five minutes on documentaries about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>because the corridors of power &#8211; they&#8217;re an ocean away!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2008/08/29/because-the-corridors-of-power-theyre-an-ocean-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[one of the unfortunate consequences of living in the fifty-first state of america is that we have to suffer the ball-grinding tedium that goes along with &#8211; not one but two! &#8211; general election campaigns. as well as watching the snivelling antics of our own bunch of cretins, we also have to suffer prolonged and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;political correctness&#8217; &#8211;  meet &#8216;barrel-scraping&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2008/03/21/political-correctness-meet-barrel-scraping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it takes a special kind of fuckwitt to come up with a programme idea which combines elements of unoriginality, political-correctness and americanisation in such a haddock-stinking way that i truly thought this was an early april fool&#8217;s joke, when i stumbled upon it on the BBC&#8217;s website. for what you are looking at here, dear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>question marks</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2008/03/21/question-marks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[laying into the advertising industry is a bit like kicking a dead man with two sets of knackers &#8211; not much of a challenge and plenty to aim for. but, what the hell. it&#8217;s the easter holidays and i&#8217;m entitled to take things easy. so today, children let&#8217;s contemplate one of the three or four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>goody news is no news</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2007/01/20/wake-up-you-moronic-cunts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[anger and outrage swept the globe this week and left the united kingdom and india teetering on the brink of total nuclear armageddon, when it was learned that one moronic zzzelebrity who would &#8220;eat their own shit with a knife and fork if they thought it would get them on television&#8221; had kind of&#8230; sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>playing with the wrapping paper</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/12/19/playing-with-the-wrapping-paper-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the past few years have seen a veritable  explosion in televisual technology;  the clunky VHS tape has given way to DVD and the old cathode ray tube is on its way out, making way for wardrobe sized flat panel displays and HDTV. and yet, with all these great leaps forward in the delivery and storage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>play it loud, mutha-flippa!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/04/24/play-it-loud-mutha-flippa/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/04/24/play-it-loud-mutha-flippa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh dear!  how sad! on sunday avvy, while idly flicking through the telly channels in the vague hope of finding something remotely watchable, i happened upon the promising sounding &#8220;kerrang top 100 greatest rock videos of all time&#8221;.  the phrase &#8220;all-time&#8221; in this  case, as with all these type of programmes, seemingly encompassing the music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>get to fuck out of the way!!!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/02/24/get-to-fuck-out-of-the-way/</link>
		<comments>http://bilgebrain.net/2006/02/24/get-to-fuck-out-of-the-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[what the hell where the sandal-wearing PC correct brigade at ITV thinking of , when they came up with the ludicrous idea of sticking &#8220;signers&#8221; on some of their late night movies? now, i&#8217;m as much in favour of equal access rights for the disabled as the next guy, but why do i have to [...]]]></description>
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