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they’ve made you a moron
06 October 2008

former ‘coolest man on the planet’ john lydon’s descent into ‘z-lebrity’ twattishness sinks to new depths, as he ’stars’ in this cringe-making advert for country life butter, currently airing on british television.
perhaps it wouldnae be quite so excruciatingly embarrassing if the increasingly hypocritical cunt didnae keep turning up every five minutes on documentaries about punkrock [...]

because the corridors of power - they’re an ocean away!
29 August 2008

one of the unfortunate consequences of living in the fifty-first state of america is that we have to suffer the ball-grinding tedium that goes along with - not one but two! - general election campaigns. as well as watching the snivelling antics of our own bunch of cretins, we also have [...]

‘political correctness’ - meet ‘barrel-scraping’
21 March 2008

it takes a special kind of fuckwitt to come up with a programme idea which combines elements of unoriginality, political-correctness and americanisation in such a haddock-stinking way that i truly thought this was an early april fool’s joke, when i stumbled upon it on the BBC’s website.
for what you are looking at here, dear reader, [...]