my complete, considered, unabridged and in-depth review of dave channel’s one-off red dwarf special - ‘the return to earth’, shown last night on the aforementioned channel:
“….oh dear!…”
has anyone else managed to stop cringeing yet?
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in a week where shameless television presenters have once again been outraging the great british public with their offensive comments, i think it’s time that we all just took a deep breath, relaxed and got our sense of perspective back with some good old fashioned family entertainment.
with this in mind i have designed a new [...]
former ‘coolest man on the planet’ john lydon’s descent into ‘z-lebrity’ twattishness sinks to new depths, as he ’stars’ in this cringe-making advert for country life butter, currently airing on british television.
perhaps it wouldnae be quite so excruciatingly embarrassing if the increasingly hypocritical cunt didnae keep turning up every five minutes on documentaries about punkrock [...]

