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those new year resolutions in full
03 January 2006

1. do more “good” stuff

2. do less “bad” stuff
i find it doesn’t do to get too tied down with detail and definitions!
 

ho! ho! humbug!
22 December 2005

well,  what do you think of the incredibly tasteful christmas makeover?  “bilge - sook my stupid brain!” is proud to tackily transform itself into  the blogging equivalent of your local grotty council house, festooned with tastless chrimbo tat for the next week or so.  the fizzing and crackling sound you may hear is probably coming [...]

madra “unfunny” - official!
30 June 2005

well, yesterday i received an email from the BBC with the shortlist of 36 people who made it through to the final of the last laugh competition and my name was conspicuous by its absence.  this means that i am officially a “witless drudge” with the all writing ability of a “prepubescent teenager who [...]