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		<title>we&#8217;ve got a domain name&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; and we know how to use it! after nearly four years of fearless journalistic outpourings and with my loyal readership only just still able to be counted on the fingers of jeremy beadle&#8217;s spaccy hand &#8211; i thought it high time that &#8216;bilge &#8211; sook my stupid brain!&#8217; emerged from under the haddock-smelling, piss-stained [...]]]></description>
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		<title>spam wars &#8211; another small victory</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the other day in a moment of idleness i decided to try and find out why the hell i was still getting bucketloads of comment spam, in spite of having a CAPTCHA on the comment submissions page [none of the shite ever reaches these pristine pages - owing to all comments having to be manually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>top of the bilges</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK! G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK!* hi pop pickers and welcome to this weeks edition of &#8220;top of the bilges&#8221;! according to itunes [and its ability to keep track of how many times you've played a particular tune] these are my top ten &#8216;hip-wiggling&#8217;, &#8216;toe-tapping&#8217; greats from 2005 &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>those new year resolutions in full</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. do more &#8220;good&#8221; stuff 2. do less &#8220;bad&#8221; stuff i find it doesn&#8217;t do to get too tied down with detail and definitions! &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>ho! ho! humbug!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 15:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well,&#160; what do you think of the incredibly tasteful christmas makeover?&#160; &#8220;bilge &#8211; sook my stupid brain!&#8221; is proud to tackily transform itself into&#160; the blogging equivalent of your local grotty council house, festooned with tastless chrimbo tat for the next week or so.&#160; the fizzing and crackling sound you may hear is probably coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>madra &#8220;unfunny&#8221; &#8211; official!</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/06/30/madra-unfunny-official/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 10:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well, yesterday i received an email from the BBC with the shortlist of 36 people who made it through to the final of the last laugh competition and my name was conspicuous by its absence.&#160; this means that i am officially a &#8220;witless drudge&#8221; with the all writing ability of a &#8220;prepubescent teenager who has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>here be tumbleweeds</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/06/13/here-be-tumbleweeds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 11:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the other night while i was reloading one of these bilgey pages after fixing a bit of shoddy grammar, i noticed my hit counter had incremented by one.&#160; &#8220;that&#8217;s a coincidence!&#8221; i thought attractively &#8220;someone&#8217;s visiting the site at exactly the same time i&#8217;m updating it&#8221;.&#160; so i hit reload again and the counter incremented [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a new coat of paint</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2005/02/28/a-new-coat-of-paint/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i upgraded this bilge to wordpress 1,5 today.&#160; had a few initial hiccups with the first install, which sorted themselves out when i re-installed,&#160; and a fair bit of hacking around was needed to get the layout back to what it was before.&#160; there&#8217;s still a bit of tweaking to be done and i havenae [...]]]></description>
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		<title>many happy [tax] returns</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/12/23/many-happy-tax-returns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 21:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the other day i finally got round to submitting my tax return using the government&#8217;s online facility. much to my surprise [and that of the church mice who have been shouting "pauper!" at me recently as i pass], it turns out madra.net actually made a profit of just over £1300 this year. pretty shoddy on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>crossing the &#8216;i&#8217;s and dotting the &#8216;t&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://bilgebrain.net/2004/12/15/crossing-the-is-and-dotting-the-ts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[well, while perusing my dismal visitor figures in the madra.net stats the other day, i noticed that there were a fair few 404 errors being generated &#8211; presumably people using old links to pages which dinnae exist anymore, following the redesign. so i scrawled a quick cartoon and threw together a quick &#8216; custom 404 [...]]]></description>
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