… and we know how to use it!
after nearly four years of fearless journalistic outpourings and with my loyal readership only just still able to be counted on the fingers of jeremy beadle’s spaccy hand - i thought it high time that ‘bilge - sook my stupid brain!’ emerged from under the haddock-smelling, piss-stained underskirts [...]

the other day in a moment of idleness i decided to try and find out why the hell i was still getting bucketloads of comment spam, in spite of having a CAPTCHA on the comment submissions page [none of the shite ever reaches these pristine pages - owing to all comments having to be manually [...]

G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK!
G-DRRK A-DRRK DRRK DRRK A DRRK!*
hi pop pickers and welcome to this weeks edition of “top of the bilges”!
according to itunes [and its ability to keep track of how many times you've played a particular tune] these are my top ten ‘hip-wiggling’, ‘toe-tapping’ greats from 2005 - or at least [...]