i hope to god they find that madeleine mccann, who’s gone missing in portugal, pretty damn soon.  not only for her own sake but because i’m getting sick and tired of seeing and hearing about the latest publicity stunt of those two bloody parents of hers, every time i turn on the fucking telly or [...]

i’m glad to see that the government is finally doing its bit for the environment by using yesterday’s budget to add a few pence onto the price of a litre of diesel and also by raising the road tax on 4×4s to £400 a year!  i fully realise that using my beat-up fourteen year old [...]

anger and outrage swept the globe this week and left the united kingdom and india teetering on the brink of total nuclear armageddon, when it was learned that one moronic zzzelebrity who would “eat their own shit with a knife and fork if they thought it would get them on television” had kind [...]