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from the news of the screws…
03 March 2008

sunday 02 march 2008…

it’s OK - i dinnae think anyone whose tongue isnae permanently coated in royal shite thought you were, diddums!

your mother should know
28 August 2007

OK - here’s an interesting theory for you based - needless to say - on purely fictitious set of circumstances and [libel lawyers please note] not on anything currently in the news:
imagine a couple on a foreign holiday with their small children.  the parents, being a pair of fuckwitts, decide to go out for [...]

the planet needs no saving
06 July 2007

i really wish people would stop wanking on about “saving the planet”.  you can barely turn on the telly or radio, or read an advert these days without stumbling across some multinational earth-raping company trying to convince you they’re all a bunch of lentil sucking hippies, or having to listen to some tedious ‘popstar’ banging [...]