some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.
i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to [...]

sunday 02 march 2008…

it’s OK - i dinnae think anyone whose tongue isnae permanently coated in royal shite thought you were, diddums!

OK - here’s an interesting theory for you based - needless to say - on purely fictitious set of circumstances and [libel lawyers please note] not on anything currently in the news:
imagine a couple on a foreign holiday with their small children.  the parents, being a pair of fuckwitts, decide to go out for [...]