May 2009
12 posts
2 tags
oink!
some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies. i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to pay the money back in full. i would also like to express my disgust at the...
oink!
some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.
i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to pay the money back in full. i would also like to express my disgust at...
oink!
some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.
i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to pay the money back in full. i would also like to express my disgust at...
oink!
some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.
i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to pay the money back in full. i would also like to express my disgust at...
3 tags
blinkered
y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them. on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full darth vader outfit, driving along, blissfully unaware of my...
2 tags
an ode to BT's customer service
yes the title is ironic! with BT briefly in the news this week, because they’re having to lay several thousand people off because of “lower than expected profit forecasts”, it seems an ideal time for me to post about my latest fun with ‘britain’s most loathesome corporation’: about fifteen months ago, i had to sign up for phone and broadband for BT, because i...
blinkered
y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.
on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full darth vader outfit, driving along, blissfully unaware of my...
blinkered
y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.
on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full darth vader outfit, driving along, blissfully unaware of my...
blinkered
y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.
on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full darth vader outfit, driving along, blissfully unaware of my...
an ode to BT's customer service
yes the title is ironic!
with BT briefly in the news this week, because they’re having to lay several thousand people off because of “lower than expected profit forecasts”, it seems an ideal time for me to post about my latest fun with ‘britain’s most loathesome corporation’:
about fifteen months ago, i had to sign up for phone and broadband for BT, because...
an ode to BT's customer service
yes the title is ironic!
with BT briefly in the news this week, because they’re having to lay several thousand people off because of “lower than expected profit forecasts”, it seems an ideal time for me to post about my latest fun with ‘britain’s most loathesome corporation’:
about fifteen months ago, i had to sign up for phone and broadband for BT, because...
an ode to BT's customer service
yes the title is ironic!
with BT briefly in the news this week, because they’re having to lay several thousand people off because of “lower than expected profit forecasts”, it seems an ideal time for me to post about my latest fun with ‘britain’s most loathesome corporation’:
about fifteen months ago, i had to sign up for phone and broadband for BT, because...