some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.
i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to [...]

y’know what? - three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.
on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full [...]

yes the title is ironic!
with BT briefly in the news this week, because they’re having to lay several thousand people off because of “lower than expected profit forecasts”, it seems an ideal time for me to post about my latest fun with ‘britain’s most loathesome corporation’:
about fifteen months ago, i had to sign up for [...]