in a week where shameless television presenters have once again been outraging the great british public with their offensive comments, i think it’s time that we all just took a deep breath, relaxed and got our sense of perspective back with some good old fashioned family entertainment.
with this in mind i have designed a new funny bonkers and probably whacky character to bring a smile back to the outraged stupid faces of the popuplace. allow me to present to you ‘wee jock mpebo mgambwe mc fuckwitt’ - the one-eyed scottish idiotic golliwog.
i’ve sent a few scripts off to the BBC and i’m just waiting for their reply and a bit of funding before i get cracking on the first couple of epsisodes. but hopefully it willnae be too long before we can all enjoy the crazy fun-filled antics of ‘wee jock mpebo mgambwe mc fuckwitt’, the one-eyed scottish idiotic golliwog and the unpleasant events of this week will be swept away on a tide of helpless family-oriented laughter.
