today has been a great day for comedy shopping. not only did i discover the ultimate in infidel-crushing timepieces but also – while doing a quick nip round asda – i came across this magnificent product, which apparently sells like hotcakes to lonely widows and heavily moustacheod gentlemen in suspiciously tight leather trousers. i’ve heard there’s a kosher version as well, but apparently there’s not nearly as much meat in it.

two posts in one day – and both of hitherto undreamt of literary *and* visual excellence. truly i am a god amongst bloggers!

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