amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam i’ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there’s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some variation on the theme “my boyfriends’ <insert slang name for willy> is so big… yadda… yadda…”.
i don’t actually know what the rest of the line is, as it gets cut off by the edge of my email app window and - needless to say - i just delete spam without looking at it, but one thing i did find mildly amusing: where the <slang name for willy> appears in the subject line, i’ve seen all the usual suspects used; ‘penis’, ‘cock’, ‘wang’, ‘pecker’, and so on. however i’ve also noticed quite a few emails proclaiming “my boyfriend’s peter is so big….” etc.
PETER???!!! - who in the name of anal fuck calls their willy [or their boyfriend's willy for that matter] a fucking ‘peter’?!
MAN: darling?
WOMAN: what is it?
MAN [sexily]: i want you to do something for me…
WOMAN [also sexily]: anything! - what is it?
MAN: will you suck my peter?
[short pause]
WOMAN: oh… alright then - but he can’t stay for dinner. we’ve got nothing in!
