amongst the usual wheelbarrow loads of spam i’ve been getting in my intray over the past week or three, there’s been several dozen with a subject line consisting of some  variation on the theme “my boyfriends’ <insert slang name for willy> is so big… yadda… yadda…”.
i don’t actually know what the rest of the [...]

OK - here’s an interesting theory for you based - needless to say - on purely fictitious set of circumstances and [libel lawyers please note] not on anything currently in the news:
imagine a couple on a foreign holiday with their small children.  the parents, being a pair of fuckwitts, decide to go out for [...]

you know them big cylinders of meat you see in your local kebab shop - sweating profusely as they slowly turn on their spit? i bet like me, you thought they were elephant’s legs.  we’ll, it turns out we were mistaken.  as this package label i found in my local asda reveals, the kebab is [...]