anger and outrage swept the globe this week and left the united kingdom and india teetering on the brink of total nuclear armageddon, when it was learned that one moronic zzzelebrity who would “eat their own shit with a knife and fork if they thought it would get them on television” had kind [...]

the other night, when i was watching some drivel on the box, the ads came on and a minor irritation  occured when i automatically reached down for the remote control to hit the “mute” button and found it wasnae where i usually leave it.
it occurred to me that for months now i’ve been instinctively [...]

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hi pop pickers and welcome to “top of the bilges 2007″!
following a fine tradition, established as far back as january 2006, it’s about this time of year that i fire up itunes and use its ability to keep track of how many times i’ve played [...]