a “what happened next?” story.
earlier this morning i heard an enthusiastic knocking at the door.
“who is it?” - i shouted, rubbing my engorged nostrils eagerly, in anticipation of an exciting visitor
“it’s someone you know” - came the cheery reply.
“really?” - i shouted cleverly - “i don’t recognise the voice. where are you from?”
“it’s someone [...]

