a “what happened next?”  story. earlier this morning i heard an enthusiastic knocking at the door. “who is it?”  – i shouted, rubbing my engorged nostrils eagerly, in anticipation of an exciting visitor “it’s someone you know”  – came the cheery reply. “really?”  – i shouted cleverly  – “i don’t recognise the voice.  where are [...]

woohoo! – well, after all these years of being down on my luck it seems like things have finally taken a change for the better. last week i received an email notification that i’d won forty million odd euros on the “dutch national lottery” [in spite of not even having bought a ticket!].  then earlier [...]

well, i must say it came as a bit of a shock to get a sudden phonecall, out of the blue from howie – the guitarist in my former band nobody’s heroes last night. but i took it all in my stride, like you do in these circumstances. though i had difficulty hearing exactly what [...]