well,  what do you think of the incredibly tasteful christmas makeover?  “bilge - sook my stupid brain!” is proud to tackily transform itself into  the blogging equivalent of your local grotty council house, festooned with tastless chrimbo tat for the next week or so.  the fizzing and crackling sound you may hear is probably coming [...]

let me tell you a story of fuckwittedness, so breathtaking in its retardedness, that it would make even employees of that great evolutionary backwater, manchester city council, shake their microcephalic heads in disbelief:
way back in 2003, my college arranged broadband connections for all the staff in our department,  through a company called “poptel” [which later [...]

what with nearly a month or two having gone by, without my receiving some fuckwitted missive or other from my favourite institute for the terminally retarded [aka. manchester city council], i could have been forgiven for daring to hope that, in the intervening time, some kind of basic evolutionary process had kicked in down at [...]