i’m sure you’ve all been marvelling at the tasteful christmas decorations, which have been adorning bilge - sook my stupid brain! over the past week or so.  in fact most of you probably binned your own ‘dec’s, tuned into this site and just made your computer monitor the focus of festive cheer over the chrimbo [...]

OK. so i braced myself and bravely plunged once more into the fuckwitt jungle that is BT support, to try and find out whether or not cancelling my phoneline and then getting a new number would remove the super-glued on broadband tags left there by fuckwitt coop er… i mean phone coop.  [previous story]
after merely [...]

to certain persons at city college manchester who, for the sake of keeping my job, must sadly remain nameless - a heartfelt christmas greeting:
as i sit here with [literally!] £1,32 to my name in the bank,  debating whether to settle for a single brussels sprout for christmas dinner, or attempt to catch one of the [...]