this morning, postie brought me a lovely letter from my longtime friends at manchester city council [previous posts: 01, 02, 03].  beautifully adorned with the council crest - a steaming turd flanked by two fuckwitts rampant - and printed with no expense spared when it came to the red ink, the letter informed me that [...]

have you ever noticed how in every science fiction film ever made, every laser gun blast, every rocket engine firing, every explosion which happens in the vacuum of outer space is always acoustically adorned with the best ‘zaps’, ‘roars’ and ‘booms’ the sound effects department can produce?
why, for fuck’s sake?! - the clue is in [...]

a few weeks back i was trying to pay my lovely phonebill online.  you know the one - £50 phonebill with about £3 worth of calls on it and the rest down to BT’s fuckin ridiculous line-rental charges?  anyway, their online payments system wouldn’t accept my switch card details.  when i put in my [...]