the other night while i was reloading one of these bilgey pages after fixing a bit of shoddy grammar, i noticed my hit counter had incremented by one.  “that’s a coincidence!” i thought attractively “someone’s visiting the site at exactly the same time i’m updating it”.  so i hit reload again and the counter incremented [...]

sometimes, whilst ploughing through the semi-literate prose which comprises [i'd guess] 99,9% of the content on the internet, i find myself wondering if anyone else on the planet can actually spell and understand basic english grammar?  i’m not talking about the plankton-brained kids of today and their teeth-grindingly irritating “…u no wot i want cuz [...]

hard to believe it’s two years today since i had to take my wee buddy conor to get put down.  i hope you’re having fun up there in the big kennel in the sky, wee man!