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archive for May 2005

why do they say “literally” when they mean “figuratively”?
27 May 2005

this seems to be a disease endemic amongst  the journalistic classes, but seems particularly prevalent amongst sports commentators;  “…he quite literally skinned the defender…”,  “…the keeper literally performed miracles between the sticks…”, “…the whole town of aintree quite literally comes to a standstill for this race…”, “…he’s literally been driving by the seat of his [...]

baggsy no mugs!
15 May 2005

[a beginner's guide to ballyclare high school canteen table chess] this came up in a random “trip down memory lane” conversation in the pub wi my wee sister and bro the other day, so in the interests of preserving the rules of this great sport for future generations, i present the comprehensive guide to canteen [...]

spoiling tactics
05 May 2005

’nuff said!