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archive for May 2005

syrup of the week award
31 May 2005

newsnight have just been running an article on the current spate of referenda on the proposed EU constitution, taking place across member states.  the dutch PM jan peter balkenende was featured, speaking in favour of a ‘yes’ [or should that be 'ja' ?] vote.  if i was dutch, he’d certainly get my vote.  how [...]

put on your sunglasses - someone’s bleeding!
31 May 2005

inspector morse is on the the telly last night and i’ve got half an eye on it while doing some bilge on the computer.  a devil-worshipping ‘baddy’ has kidnapped a woman and morse and lewis are in her house gazing solemnly upon her kitchen walls where the miscreant  has daubed some satanic runes.  they also [...]

why can’t we say “non” to this frog?
31 May 2005

can there be a rational human being out there who wouldn’t, in the past, have agreed that, in the interest of creating a better society for all of us, pretty much all scallies and chavs should be put down at birth and their bingo-clink wearing, tracksuit sporting,  in-bred neanderthal featured parents compulsorarily sterilised?  i [...]