for fuck’s sake! - just one day in my lifetime i’d like to be able to turn on the telly and not have that fat yidpig harridan, vanessa cunting feltz screeching and caterwauling on about “m-e-e-n-n-n” and “rel-a-a-a-a-tionships” and whatever else inconsequential sludge fills her vacuous porcine head. just shut up ‘already’, will you! no-one has the slightest interest in you, your opinions, or the transient lodgers in your doubtless equally unattractive minge.
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05 March 2005 at 01:32
how dare you say that about vanessa? I’d like to see more of Vanessa. And obviously quite a few people do have the ’slightest interest’ in her and her opinions otherwise she wouldn’t be on tv so much. Long may vanessa continue to brighten up our day
05 March 2005 at 10:40
However annoying she may be (i quite agree)it is not necessary to comment on her weight for a reason to dislike her. There are many non skinny women who are attractive, likable and fancied like mad on this planet and I’ve had enough of people calling non skinny people ugly fat pigs. Lets just say she’s annoying.
07 March 2005 at 14:55
well andy - how’s about you kidnap vanessa and keep her greased-up and chained in your cellar as some kind of beached sex-whale. that way you’d get to see as much of her as you wanted and the rest of the world [ie. 'sane people'] could get a break for a few days.
siggy - you’re fat aren’t you? [in best 'friends' accent:] i think you’ve got ‘issues’!