woohoo!
my passport came today and, best of all, they’d used the decent black & white photo in it and not them mingin’ oul photo booth ones. i can now look forward to my trip to prague next week and the inevitable overzealous attentions of the various customs officials i come into contact with. for lo’ is it written in the ’security personnel bible’ - “know ye the terrorists and drug smugglers for they shall cover their skin with tattoos, and with piercings will they decorate their bodies. bright red shall be the colour of their hair for they seek to bring your gaze upon themselves. but search not the men in suits for the mark of respectability is upon them”
such are the perils of being a ‘god of punk rock’!
25 February 2005 at 09:41
Thank you for assisting me in my money making identity fraud schemes. Nothing like a tosser posting their personal details on a public forum. Pity you are so fucking ugly though.
28 February 2005 at 16:24
wow! - you are “teh gangsta” and no mistake. i wish i’d never been so foolish as to post such personal details as er… ‘my name and what i look like’ on the internet. no doubt even as i write this you have used that plethora of top secret info to “steal” my identity and run up millions of pounds worth of debt in my name!
01 March 2005 at 12:43
You obviously have the brain cell of an amoeba. See all those numbers on your passport? They actually happen to mean something other than decoration round your ugly empty face. Your wisdom has just made me $300. Thanks for your help.
01 March 2005 at 13:54
i do know what all those numbers mean actually. that’s why i obscured the sensitive bits. speaking of ’sensitive bits’, i must congratulate you on the $300. obviously the extra sex appeal gained by pretending to be me this week, has enabled you to hawk your worn-out sphincter for roughly 150 times your usual going rate.
01 March 2005 at 14:39
You still left me enough to work with. If only you were as clever as you believe you are. I will give your regards to your alter ego tough guy.
01 March 2005 at 15:39
you’re right. i’m so fucking thick, i couldn’t even get a job working for the post office in chesterfield.