before christmas i sent off to the personnel office at college to get myself issued wi’ a staff ID card as they’ve been tightening up on security of late, due to having had to expel a load of prebubescent wannabe-’gangstas’ [who naturally threatened to come back and torch the college]. i hadnae heard anything since i sent off my snaps, so i emailed the girl who was doing it to see what the score was…
the photos i sent in were the same ones i sent in for my infamous passport application, so imagine my delight when i received the following in an email from college personnel today…
Once again I apologise for the inconvenience caused.
… jesus h. motherfuck! what the hell is it with me and these fuckin’ photographs. is there some kind of black market in snaps of my ugly mug going on, or what?!
