OK – so today mazza [the girlfriend] decides she wants to do a bit of hoovering round the flat. now i’m not one to stand in the way of a girl’s ambitions, so i dig out the vacuum cleaner and, ‘lo and behold’ there’s no feckin’ bag in it, nor any in the house. and [...]

the world of advertising, infested as it is with novelty tie and glasses wearing cocklappers of the first order who think the world thousand is pronounced “kay”, has always been a particular bugbear of mine. so it gives me great pleasure to throw a bucket of cold sick in the face of whichever dickie beasley* [...]

well, today i added a tiny class definition in movable type‘s stylesheet and it completely and utterly fucked up the whole layout of the site – even tho’ there was absolutely nothing wrong with the CSS. i spent [or should that be 'wasted'] practically the whole of the day downloading and re-installing movable type to [...]