hot on the heels of our feeble test the nation results, i mentioned the other day, me and marie suffered the further indignity of coming an absolutely pathetic fifth! in the oul’ pub quiz at the salisbury last night. following on from our heroic “two thirds and two wins” in the past five weeks [...]

coming out of college today i crossed the road behind a truck carrying a load of scaffolding bars which was stopped at the traffic lights. the truck was a couple of feet over the line at the lights and while i was walking behind it i suddenly got smacked in the shoulder with the [...]

fuck me rigid wi’ a rusty dildo! did anyone else try that test the nation IQ test the other night on the beeb? it was loads harder than all the previous ones! i’m tempted to play the “i’d been drinkin’ all day” card as some kind of excuse, but given that in [...]