woo! hoo! - how do you like my new logo? it took me ages to find a photo that not only did justice to my filmstar good looks, but also captured me in a pose which sufficiently evoked the vastness of my intellect. i realise that posting such an arousing photograph of [...]

the world at large [and especially that small part of it which concerns itself with carrots] was agog today at the news that madra, the brains [and looks!] behind the hugely successful madra.net multimedia company had finally got his sorry arse round to putting his much-heralded “bilge” blog onto the fishin’ net. although readers [...]