woo! hoo! – how do you like my new logo? it took me ages to find a photo that not only did justice to my filmstar good looks, but also captured me in a pose which sufficiently evoked the vastness of my intellect. i realise that posting such an arousing photograph of myself on the internet is likely to provoke unwanted sexual attention and will doubtless lead to more than one keyboard being irrepairably damaged by the climactic splashings of my admirers. but it’s a risk i’m prepared to take for the greater good of all mankind.

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