hoo-fuckin-ray! - last night [wednesday] was the fortnighly pub quiz at my regular watering-hole, the salisbury pub in manchester. and would you believe it? the big guy [yours truly] and his trusty sidekick [marie. the girlfriend] won! not only that. but we won for the second time running. with the [...]

how mentally stimulating to see an advert on channel 5 plugging their latest forthcoming ‘reality’ TV show - “britain’s worst DIY-er”. another gem from the people who brought you “britain’s worst driver”! just think. the braying morons in the studio audience and those farting on their sofas at home will soon [...]

in the entire history of the human species, can there ever have been gathered under one roof a sorrier collection of plankton-brained halfwits whose incompetence even considered the outside possibility of approaching that of the staff of manchester city council benefits unit? now, i’m all in favour of trying to give the disabled and [...]