yes, i know it looks like a bag of shite at the moment, but i just upgraded to WP3 and it broke my bilge-theme. o well, at least i’ve made the first tentative step towards reviving this moribund heap of anger, bile and drivel.

watch this space!

[but not with too great a sense of expectation]

some of you may have read the scurrilous reporting in the daily telegraph the other day, which claimed that, over the past several years, i have habitually been robbing banks and mugging old ladies.

i would like to state quite categorically that these incidents were merely administrative errors on my part and i intend to pay the money back in full. i would also like to express my disgust at the behaviour of the [former] speaker of the house of commons, who allowed me to get away with it overlooked this administrative error for so long.

i now consider the matter closed and earnestly trust that the police do too!

y’know what? – three times in the past week or two i’ve had some dumb bitch almost slide sideways into my van, as they’ve either pulled out of a parking spot or changed lanes [without indicating] as i’ve been driving alongside them.

on each occasion i’ve glanced down to see some moslem woman in the full darth vader outfit, driving along, blissfully unaware of my presence – obviously with no peripheral vision whatsoever, due to having her head wrapped in black cloth and peering at the road ahead through a small rectangular slot – this in spite of the fact i’m driving a van 6 metres long and 3 metres high.

i wonder how long it would be before i was pulled over by the pigs and charged with ‘driving without due care and attention’, if i got behind the wheel with a set of horse blinkers on, so i couldnae see what was at the side of me either? not long i reckon. but obviously it’s fine to similarly limit your ability to see the traffic around you – as long as god told you to do it.

still, i suppose we should be grateful that the allah disnae demand that women wear a blindfold when out in public!

oh – and before anyone accuses me of being racist – islam isn’t a race. so get fucked you politically correct cunts!